Aarrrggghhhh help

Rich "what's a blow job?"
In the car on way home from shops, please ground open up and swallow me now.

I tried to explain that when people are in love that they like to show their love to each other, by touching and kissing in a sexual way. This was met by giggles from my husband who told rch don't ask your mom she wouldn't know...

I need a new book to explain such things

Lol when Jamie starts asking those questions I'm sending him to Adam

Awww no I think I'd have died and then hopefully said something like when 2 people love each other they kiss in different ways and a blow job is a willy kiss lol

Lol I asked him where on the body do you think you can kiss, to which he replied,

"bum" to which russ replied "ewwww" pmsl he just isn't helping

He's now asked about wet dreams, thanks to the book we brought him, this has been met with russ nearly dying of laughter.

I told him all this when he was 4 months I would have thought he would remember lol

Hahaha clare I do feel for you right now.

I found the only way is to be very honest. Believe me they soon want to talk about the weather etc.

Ps I did lol at russ's comment!

Good luck xx

Maybe sort russ out first haha

PMSL sorry clare i really feel for you!

I remember reading Just 17 when i was about 10 and went home and asked my dad what an erection was, his reply was 'a tall building love' i then asked how a tall building would fit in mens pants!
needless to say i didn't read Just 17 again fir a while lol

Im ignoring him at moment because I can't stop laughing, I told him to go and read the book any questions to come and ask. About 10mins later we heard "ewww mom and dad must have done that" pmsl

I've told him has he's a male he should ask daddy

Haha wise move Clare.

x-Kell-x wrote:PMSL sorry clare i really feel for you!

I remember reading Just 17 when i was about 10 and went home and asked my dad what an erection was, his reply was 'a tall building love' i then asked how a tall building would fit in mens pants!
needless to say i didn't read Just 17 again fir a while lol

Haha love it Kell!

Poor you Clare. Its great that you are so open. I don't ever remember asking my parents anything!

Clarey+3 wrote:Im ignoring him at moment because I can't stop laughing, I told him to go and read the book any questions to come and ask. About 10mins later we heard "ewww mom and dad must have done that" pmsl

I've told him has he's a male he should ask daddy

Lol I think we all think that when we first realise